Ballistics
March 9th, 2009

Ballistics

There’s no way this kind of artillery is lending dignity to this vulgar brawl. :O

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  1. stripepanther1989

    ew………

  2. mechabob

    Okay, but won’t it be, like, twenty minutes before Zaj can attack again? Maybe even longer if he’s an ancient god…

  3. Groundhog

    Wonder how far it’ll fly…
    Imagine the poor bastard who gets that on his windshield. Or, god forbid, onto his head.

  4. CGD

    Just out of curiosity, will Jack be fighting a gigantic vagina in later chapters?

    If not, is this only because you would not be able to think of puns for the titles or because it simply isn’t necessary?

  5. Edgy24

    @stripepanther: I think that accurately describes much of what’s gone on post-flashback. :)

    @mechabob: Well, it usually takes a bit long to prime any cannon. :D

    @groundhog: Methinks, like actual spooge, it evaporates fairly soon after being exposed to the elements.

    @CGD: Now, now…what kind of webcomicker do you think I am? You think I’m the Octo-Mom, dropping little spoilers left and right? j/k ;)

  6. jeffs_ny

    THERE SHE BLOWS!!!! Aye captain she’s yarh! I can’t help but picture “Moby Dick” as watch zajra blow the biggest load in history, Moby was a “Sperm” whale after all! :p

  7. Pressyuk

    THE COCK GALLEON SAILS AGAIN! HURRAH!

  8. FatLou

    if this is the phallic godzilla, is the robot version a giant dildo?

  9. Edgy24

    @jeffs: long time no see! I always wondered how a book with such a suggestive name ever ended up on the Western literary canon. :S

    @pressyuk: The masts be erect, the cannons primed and loaded, the seamen ready at the helm, the ocean spraying the hull, the pregnant wind bloweth the sail toward flowery, virgin territory! HUZZAH!!!

    @fatlou: If this is the phallic godzilla, and there is a giant robot dildo out there, wouldn’t there also be a huge pubic crab with half-naked island people worshiping it?

  10. FatLou

    I don’t even wanna know what King Ghedora’s counterpart would be

  11. Edgy24

    @fatlou: Whatever it would be, it’s guaranteed to hit all the sweet spots. XD *slaps his own mouth* XD

  12. jeffs_ny

    It would seem to me that the Church had something to do with Moby Dick. It does star an older man always following around a much younger boy…. Sounds like priestly reading material to me!!! ):)

  13. Edgy24

    @jeffs: That theory, oddly, makes a heap of sense. What better way for a Catholic headmaster at a boarding school to prime young boys for manlove than to push really g@y reading material into the curriculum?

  14. jeffs_ny

    See…. Its all apart of the Rome’s master plan to “convert” all into Highly “petible” lambs of God that are “willing” to follow the orders of a not-so-buddy Christ!!!

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