Ceiling Rat is Watching You Masturbate
January 22nd, 2010

Ceiling Rat is Watching You Masturbate

Make sure it happens in complete secrecy. <3

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  1. CGD

    I bet that if Jack had just said “I’m Jack”, that guy would’ve let him in.

  2. mechabob

    Yeah but it wouldn’t have been nearly as funny. And I like to see Jack maintaining his cred even when he’s pussywhipped.

  3. Groundhog

    Many things to learn from this.
    I always did wonder what sound one would make after having one’s head shoved through a wall. Not as dramatic as I would’ve expected, but now I know.
    And now I know why I keep hearing mice scratching about in the walls, at night. The fuckers are trying to get an eyeful of my privates. Bastards!

  4. Edgy24

    @cgd + mechabob: yup it was totally gratuitous and SOOO fun.
    @groundhog: mice dig live x-rated action. it’s true!

  5. Emote Control

    Given the libertarian take E:TDH takes, I expect the result of the government’s suppressive actions will be to make prices and demand both skyrocket, resulting in Tail’s organization making lots of money.

    How much influence does the Princess actually have in this group, anyway?

  6. mechabob

    Haven’t figured out yet if the Princess is just a figurehead of the organization or if they’re expecting her to grow up to be as badass as her mom, but I suspect it’s the latter – she’s got a lot of potential.

  7. jeffs_ny

    You would think that Billy Bob there what know better than to mess someone with a biker jacket, 70s style Panther’s glasses, Yakuza eyebrows, and a Napoleon complex!

    Personally I would have let anyone in that looked like he just walked out of Road House and Patrick Swayzehadn’t kicked the shit out of him.

  8. Malligant

    But But, I like having a rodent audience to my nocturnal shilly shallying..

    As to the sound one makes going through the wall, I suppose it depends on the wall really, I expect dry walling is more of a thick tearing cardboard sound as opposed to the dry rock fall sound a brick wall might give you.
    Hmm, perhaps something for Jack to experiment with in his more bored moments?

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