January 7th, 2009
Jurassic Cock
And the script says: Cue John Williams, awestruck orchestral score on the sighting of massive prehistoric…huh?!
And the script says: Cue John Williams, awestruck orchestral score on the sighting of massive prehistoric…huh?!
January 7th, 2009 at 9:31 AM
Sweet angry Jesus that thing is massive!!!!! well at least that what ever guys wants to hear.
January 7th, 2009 at 2:58 PM
Wow. It has a dick beard.
How do you come up with stuff like that?
January 7th, 2009 at 3:02 PM
I just realized how much shaving would hurt that way.
January 7th, 2009 at 3:54 PM
@jeffs: I hear “too big” is usually bad. And in this case, I’m fairly positive it’s too much cakk for even the planet to handle.
@cgd: Think “blowfish”.
January 8th, 2009 at 12:54 PM
…I lack the words to do this justice.
Funny, though, this is kinda what I’d imagine the Leviathan would look like. Well, minus the cockbeard, and the phallic shape of his upper body.
One thing is clear, though. You, Edgy, should write a monster movie. Godzilla? Pfft. Clover? Just a panicked animal, really. But not this one! If I saw this bugger rise from the sea I’d run till the end of the fucking world to get away. The other two would just eat you. Who knows what this one would want to do.
… I’m so full of shit. I state that I lack words, and then proceed to write a damned essay.
January 8th, 2009 at 1:36 PM
There is a gentle, primal nature about this wacky phallo-beast that I’m quite enjoying. :S
January 9th, 2009 at 9:54 AM
Jesus on a jetski.. The quote “Keep absolutely still! It’s vision is based on movement!” comes to mind. :3
@CGD: No use shaving them.. You know it just makes them come back thicker and fuller, and nobody wants that.
January 9th, 2009 at 10:24 AM
You are a terrible person Sam.
January 9th, 2009 at 3:01 PM
@jaminspoon: It’s vision is based on horniness, so Jack sticks out like a lightbulb!
@anton: A quote tossed at me since my birth… XD