May 23rd, 2009
Smoking Gun
Sorry for the late update. I haave waaay too much on my plate today with an informal high school reunion and a fundraiser, but here it is! Chapter 8 wraps soon and rather unpleasantly. >XD
Sorry for the late update. I haave waaay too much on my plate today with an informal high school reunion and a fundraiser, but here it is! Chapter 8 wraps soon and rather unpleasantly. >XD
May 23rd, 2009 at 6:50 AM
Now I’m starting to wonder if King Willy still actually gets high from his constant ganja smoking or if he’s got this crazy high resistance and he’s actually sober.
Because if I was him, this would be the story arc where I’d start to wonder if Jack was lacin’ my weed with something just to fuck with me.
May 23rd, 2009 at 11:24 PM
Lets see the tabloids explain this one away..
May 24th, 2009 at 8:04 AM
Holy shit! That glow! It’s the quickening.
Jack’s about to recieve the power of his enemy!
Actually, considering the nature of his enemy, that’s a power I would rather be without.
So, I guess Dicky’s still alive. They did say he was quite immortal. He took one hell of a ‘beating’, though. Maybe enough to get him to fuck off back to hell?
May 24th, 2009 at 2:54 PM
Edgy I thought I specifically told you that if he wasn’t dead I didn’t want to have to see what it would take to get the job done…. I knew you were a sick AND twisted individual but that’s just wrong man!!!! straight up wrong! Zaj just needs to rest in peace now that he’s in pieces.
May 24th, 2009 at 9:18 PM
What? the power to fire death lasers from your dick? thats a useful power…
May 25th, 2009 at 12:15 PM
Provided that no one crawls up your dick and starts cutting shit, making it explode. Also, you really don’t want any accidents occurring. Real easy to kill a girl that way.
May 25th, 2009 at 3:33 PM
And should you suffer the dreaded nocturnal emission, instead of messing up your sheets, you blow up the house.
May 26th, 2009 at 12:21 PM
Hey, everyone. Sorry for the late response. I’m tied up with quite a bit atm. Update coming Thursday.
@CGD: I think it’s the other way around. Willy doesn’t have much experience with actual humans so I’m thinking the perpetual ganja smoking is his way of coping with the culture shock of being on earth as guardian of someone as incorrect as jack.
@Malligant: The tabloids might not have to if everything goes as it will…
@Groundhog: You might be speaking too soon there. And quit giving me ideas about blowing up houses with jizz bombs. XD
@Jeffs: Again, speaking too soon here. I’m actually setting up stuff for next chapter…
May 27th, 2009 at 8:37 PM
Great piece!
ow i want everyone to sit back, picture this image in your minds, the colours, the sounds of dick bits splattering down in everyones hair, the vermillion spray of cock guts, the warm dribble as wiggly tubing slides off your scalp, got that? firmly in your minds?
Now imagine.. the smell
May 28th, 2009 at 8:29 PM
Yeah, maybe that weird smoke coming from the cock-pieces is just a smell that is so strong that you can see it.