Spelunking!
April 15th, 2009

Spelunking!

So many euphemisms, so little time! XD

^ 19 Comments...

  1. Anton

    What would happen should he somehow… excite Zajra from the inside?

  2. mechabob

    Ninja prostate attack?

    This is going to get really, really nasty, isn’t it?

  3. Ghorroj

    And sticky. You forgot sticky. Maybe salty too.

  4. zazzy99

    I’m still cracking up from the auto immune dickficiency strip.
    Still I have been a fan of this webcomics for years and just bought the book. I’m really looking forward to re-reading all the past entries.

  5. Edgy24

    @anton: uhh…ultimate bukkake?

    @mechabob: well…what I have planned is more GODAWFUL PAINFUL than nasty, as any man who’s experienced such an event will tell you. >:D

    @ghorroj: I like the word “goopy” myself. XD

    @zazzy99: Thanks for being a fan and buying the book! I’m sure you’ll dig the hi-res pages, slightly new content, and just being able to have it all in your hands. Sorry to say we’ll be saying goodbye to Codzilla real soon. ;( XD

  6. CGD

    Is it weird to start to feel sorry for Zaj now?

  7. Edgy24

    @cgd: I think any male in their right mind would. XD

  8. Ghorroj

    Not to be a dick, but would you mind clearing up exactly what it is that Jack gave Zajy? It reminds me of a description of a few STDs, but several spring to mind. I think it’s either syphilis, or herpes.

    Is Jack a heavenly herpe? As opposed to a space herpe…

  9. jeffs_ny

    @Ghorroj: I don’t think Jack Gave Zaj anything at all…. More along the lines of he’s have an Allergic reaction to having a celestial being inside of him!!

  10. Anton

    Sam, with your comment to mechabob in mind, is it a safe assumption that you will be telling the story from a perspective of experience?

  11. Groundhog

    I guess this answers my question about the leg.
    Also, these last couple pages almost makes me want to amputate my own dick, just to be sure I won’t catch whatever he’s got.

  12. Ghorroj

    @Jeffs: You mean my references to eighties dick jokes were too well disguised as a pertinent question?

    Awwww…

    But more to the point, if it’s an allergic reaction to a celestial, and Aryel fought similar beings to Zajra ages ago (mentioned in the previous comic and the one before), why hasn’t she seen a similar reaction before? Surely *she* counts as a “celestial being”. More so that Jack, even. So it can’t be an allergic reaction to a celestial.

    More to the point, Nimrod said it is a ‘debilitating viral effect’. Specifically ‘viral’. Not ‘allergic reaction’.

    So… To reiterate: if Jack’s the only one who has this kind of effect on Zajra, does that make him a heavenly Herpe? :D

  13. Ghorroj

    Before I forget: Has anyone here played Zelda: Ocarina of Time? Because if Zajra dies in the same way as the third boss ‘Barinade’, with all warts coming up all over his body, and then exploding into green goo, I’m going to be seriously impressed.

    And disturbed.

  14. Edgy24

    @anton: I think any man can tell of this particular story of pain. XD

    @groundhog: Next chapter will ahem…alleviate the weight of your concern. :D

    @jeffs: There’s a little more to it, but I won’t reveal much for now. (see below)

    @ghorroj: All good questions and inquiry! But, as an author, I reserve the right to keep everyone here guessing and the most I can say is that there’s a few pieces of the puzzle I have yet to reveal re: Jack’s nature. More on this particular subject next chapter. :)

  15. Groundhog

    @Edgy: You just couldn’t resist, eh? And to think, before this chapter I probably wouldn’t even have seen anything odd about such a statement.
    You have taught me a valuable lesson about myself; I’m apparently rather easy to corrupt.
    I’m not sure if I should thank you or run away screaming.

  16. zazzy99

    Celestial Herpes…lmfao …this is my laugh for the day. :) )

  17. CGD

    Huh. According to your archive system, you have 420 comic pages.

    Today it is 4/20. Who would have guessed? One comic more or less and this coincidence wouldn’t have happened.

  18. CGD

    Oh about the book printed: it seems that in my copy the images are shifted downwards by about a millimeter. (So the lowest parts of the image end up below the page, missing)

    It doesn’t bother me much, it’s still an awesome package an awesome. There’s just 0,5% of the awesome missing.

    Just thought you should know.

  19. Edgy24

    @groundhog: I like to call it the “Six Degrees of Insemination” Everything can be tied back to oversized cack monsters! :P

    @zazzy: I’d say this is one of the few places where STD’s can be funny. XD

    @cgd: A bong hit would’ve been appropriate on that day had I access. :P Yeah, about the book; that’s called bleed. Something always gets trimmed off a bit in the printing process. The pages might’ve been a tad small for the bleed but I didn’t want to take any chances. Thankfully, nothing important got eliminated, least as far as I know.

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