Reportback: New England Fan Experience (NEFE) Day 1

This was not my first convention by any means, having been to the last 2 comics conventions in New York.  But it was the first where I was there as an invited guest, tabler, and panelist.  It was also my second excursion into Boston.  I was there around 11 years ago, mostly passing through since I was on a road trip to New Bedford with my best friend at the time.  There was an added element of terror since I was making this long train trip alone with just my DS and a copy of Tactics A2 to keep me entertained.  It did the trick.  Another horrifying tangent was that I was also to do 3 panels, one about Webcomics 2.0, another about my webcomic, and a last one talking about the manga storytelling process.  Though I’m somewhat of a natural when it comes to public speaking, I never get over the shakes.

Day 1

I arrived at the Hyatt Regency in Cambridge on Friday around noon, a little early for the con, which was setting up for 4PM. I checked into my room, dumped all my stuff near the door and inspected my room a bit.  Unfortunately, the view from my room didn’t overlook the river and greater Boston.  I got the ass end of the hotel, a pretty fitting initiation for a D-list comics artist like myself.  I then stepped out and explored the lobby and came upon the hotel’s restaurant, the Zephyr on the Charles (quit snickering, you).  I made the mistake of treating myself to the open buffet, unaware that it cost like 16 bucks.  After paying my bill, I returned to my room and turned on the TV but pretty much everything worth watching cost 10 bucks and over to watch, so I just turned it off and started calling random people on my cell to kill time ’til the convention opened.

Quarter to 4 rolls by and I’m heading to the lobby to find Steve.  Steve Horton is the writer of the book I illustrated last year.  He was also the one who hooked me up with this free trip to pimp our work and wares.  I came ill-prepared, not having any books or merchandise to sell, save for Webcomics 2.0 and rushed flyers for my webcomic.  After roaming around for a few minutes, I locate him.  This is the first time I’m meeting the guy in person, so I pretty much shadowed the first person who resembled the weak photo on the con’s website.  Lo and behold, I spot a guy with a box labeled Cengage, which was the publisher of our book.

Far be it from me to openly shit on someone else’s labor, but the convention was terribly organized.  Steve and I didn’t have an assigned table and this wasn’t an exclusive situation.  Apparently lots of folks tabling at the con didn’t have designated spots at the convention, so the rule of the day turned out to be open-air table poaching.  Our first table ended up next to a drafty-ass door exposing us to the best that late autumn Boston weather had to offer.  Our second poaching effort landed us 2 tables away, behind the restroom pillar.  I ended up having to draw a sign entitled “Awesome Stuff behind this pillar” to let people know we were there.  It was done graffiti-style and with a few miscellaneous drawings around it, including a Wilford Brimleyesque old man, a drawing of one of my webcomic characters, Riotgirl, and some random animu shit.

We tabled next to a pudgy cosplayer selling his friend’s book entitled “Anything I Ever Really Needed To Know I Learned From Anime”.  I fell out of the anime fandom some years back so I wasn’t going to sacrifice any of my limited scratch on an anime book.  Pudgy cosplayer guy was in his best Vash the Stampede outfit and had all his random animu drawings splayed out on his friend’s table.  They were all kindergarten level.  I kinda pitied the guy and had a mind to buy one of his pieces as a commemoration of my first tabling experience, but that pity would soon vanish.  Dude had too much Joss Whedon growing up and would spit out the coolest thing his brain could convincingly try to pass as wit.  Uh…no.  He’d commit more egregious sins beyond the 8th deadly sin of Whedonism the following day, but more on that later.

I thankfully managed to get away from the chaos of the ill-run convention for a little dinner.  The organizers set up a room full of deli meats, bread, condiments, cheap junk food, and various little snacks and desserts for themselves, volunteers, and guests of the convention.  Anyone looking for decent nutrients was shit out of luck in that room so I stocked up purely on a good helping of forest ham, swiss, whole wheat bread and mayo, not realizing this would be my main food source for the following mornings.  Not that it was bad, it was pretty tasty, but I’m entertaining veganism at the moment and the delectable deli flesh wasn’t helping at all.  I’d say the most entertaining moment in that room was hearing the husband of the lady organizing the entire event air out his issues to other organizers while getting his food ready.  He made mention of the first convention his wife organized, which prompted me to ask him how it went overall.  It inspired an abject look of post-traumatic, war-inflicted horror on the bald man’s face, a nigh-timeless pause, and him eventually saying ” I lost 90,000 dollars.”

Fan traffic was flaccid on Friday and much of what would pass by were smatterings of jailbait, mostly there as a result of 2 cast members from the recent Twilight flick, whom were to appear later that night at the con.  I did have a mind to get some convention pussy, but practically all the pickings were in the statutory rape category.  It’s even creepier when their folks are around to remind you of the rapeworthiness.  We eventually tired of being behind that lobby pillar and decided to poach a better spot.

There was an unclaimed table next to the elevators.  I was a little surprised it wasn’t poached earlier. Our new spot was directly across from possibly the most impressive tablers at the entire con, an art/commission outfit self-entitled “ZodiACK! Productions”.  Mind you, their wares exhibited the worst elements of amateurish girly animu, but they rolled deep and were EXTREMELY well organized and prepared to clean house.  We also sat right next to a dude pimping his furry superhero comic, SAM, Fate:Revolution.  The sheer awfulness of the free souvenir booklet I got from his table merits its own post, but for now I’ll just let their website speak for itself.  It’s possibly the first time I’ve seen a bronto furry mechanic in action.  It also brings up further taxonomical questions as to whether or not an anthropomorphic brontosaurus qualifies as a “furry” since the animal is reptilian and therefore has no fur to speak of.

9PM rolls by and Steve and I are ready to call it a night.  I bought a few hard-to-find manga books from a pretty good dealer, then rolled out to bed.  I got really awesome reactions throughout the day for my portfolio display.  I had pencils from a new series I’m working on with one of my bestest buds called “The Tower”.  It got the most reaction and head-turning from elevator passers-by.  I’m redoing the pencils sometime soon, but for now they don’t look half-bad.  The only emphatic reaction I got for my own work on Edge came from a pair of Japanese dudes who happened upon the original art for Aryel’s boobies. I still remember the lightning-fast thumb uppage. :)   I slept well that night, if without any pleasurable ahem…companionship, in an extremely comfy king-sized bed, completely unprepared for the following weaboo mania that would transpire the following day.

To be continued in Day 2, coming soon!

^ 22 Comments...

  1. Anton

    Thanks, that was very entertaining.

    Makes me wish I came back to the US at some point. I’d come to something as profoundly terrible as a comic convention to see you. You seem like the kind of person I’d really enjoy hanging out with for a day. :)

  2. Beef

    Duuuuude. DUUUUUUUDE. That is fucking hilarious. That sounds like its worth making into a mini-comic. Wish I had the cash to get to the states to attend some of these cons, just to tease the shit out of the Cosplay fags.

  3. Edgy24

    Guys, you think this is fun, just wait til I mention the goings on during the 2nd day of this screwballery. This is just a warmup. :D

  4. Pressyuk

    Sounds like you were stuck in Comic hell there for a weekend!

  5. Edgy24

    It was more like general fan hell. There was an interesting mix of old fanpeoples who were there for the Star Trek stuff, the underage and barely legal weaboos who were there for the voice actors like Johnny Yong Bosch, and the fad junkies who were there for the Twilight actors. A bit of crossover between them, but more on that in the next installment. :D

  6. Pressyuk

    Yeah, we generally have that demented mix in the UK too although the jailbait tends to be serious business thanks to the age of consent being so low over here (16). A few (in)famous examples have been exiled from the UK convention scene but it doesn’t change the fact that underagers + easy to get cheap booze = bad combo at cons..

  7. Pressyuk

    Oh, check out one of the “examples” on En-dramatica. Search for “Senshimedia” and let the lulz take care of the rest ;)

  8. Anton

    In addition he continues to demonstrate he has no fucking idea that ‘must of’ and ‘would/could/should of’, and ‘your’ instead of ‘you are/you’re’, are only used by completely illiterate fucking retards who don’t understand that ‘of’ is fucking not a fucking verb and ‘your’ fucking indicates something fucking belonging to the second fucking person, you fucking FUCK!

    /signed

  9. Pressyuk

    Ah, the wonders of the man British fandom loves to hate.

  10. Edgy24

    Man, that’s a saga. I’ll peep it after me shower.

    As a general rule, I believe most men will fuck anything so I don’t fault any hornball for spooging around close to the age of consent. But personally I’m not attracted to tweens so American statutory laws fit me just fine. :)

  11. Edgy24

    Shit, looky what I found this morning. Seems like it’s a smart plan for me to start my eventual Euro trip in the UK. May as well do a round trip while I’m planning. :D

    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1090612/Brits-casual-sex-league.html?ITO=1490

  12. Beef

    When are you planning on Euro-tripping Edgy?

  13. Edgy24

    @beef: come the day I get enough scratch to run around the whole of Europe. :P

  14. Dumok

    Are you going to the NY Comic Convention in Feb I think?

  15. Edgy24

    @dumok: Yup. I’m gonna be running the portfolio circuit and seeing what I can score. :)

  16. Dumok

    AWESOMENESS!! Hopefully We’ll bump into each other.

  17. Edgy24

    @dumok: I also have the added distinction of having just received a free professional weekend pass from NYComicCon and exclusive access to the professional door. I GET TO SKIP THE LINE!!! BWAHAHAHA!!! j/k (about the gloating, not the pro pass. :D )

  18. Pressyuk

    Haha, its not all that its cracked up to be here in Blighty, Edge. If you need any advice on travelling the wonderful world of the European Totalitarian Superstate then by all means, ask away!

  19. Edgy24

    Right now the goal is to beat the odds of the recession, score a gig with one of the Big 2 at the con this February, and by the end of the year, score enough scratch to travel comfortably around Europa and indulge the sensations. I’m sure I’ll have plenty questions by next year’s end. :)

    You think Europe has it bad, The States just barely dodged the bullet of being run by a crazy warmongering dinosaur and a dumbass pageant witch for 4 years. :S

  20. Pressyuk

    Liberties are being taken, usually by those too incompetent to even realise what power they wield. Check out what happened last week in the UK Parliament, a key priviledge and symbol of the power of an elected Parliament over all was trampled underfoot by idiotic and overzealous police illegally waving Anti-Terror legislation around in order to raid an MP’s office at Parliament, trying to find evidence to put him in court simply for doing his job.

  21. Edgy24

    Something like that happened a while ago here in the States. I think some congressmen had his office emptied out by a SWAT team. Jackbootery’s all the rage it seems, though I’m sure we beat the UK in illegal detentions, torture (at least modern torture, England and much of Europe beats the Americas on sheer historical brutality), and buttfucking the Magna Carta. :S

  22. Pressyuk

    Yeah, we’re not really good at torture past using white noise and “stress positions”, but the arbitrary detention we’re pretty good at. One interest fact about the first Gulf War was that in 1990, Home Secretary Kenneth Baker randomly locked up a load of people deemed sympathetic to Arab Nationalism, Saddam Hussein and Islamic “extremism”.

    What was that quote from Rage Against the Machine again? With counter intelligence it is possible to identify trouble makers and neutralise them?

    But yeah, we’ve got you beat on the historical brutality stakes..although nobody ever has a go at France, Germany or Spain *mumble mutter*

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